1 definition by Fluffy toosh

columpatate

Columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. The more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. BEWARE: If you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. So I strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.

One day my mother told me "Dont eat too much or you'll columpatate!"

by Fluffy toosh June 16, 2017