columpeter 

When you laugh so hard you can't laugh anymore and you shart.

Oh, my gosh. I just laughed so hard I sharted!

Oh you are such a columpeter

columpeter by doughboy178 November 22, 2010

competer 

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

competer by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008

clumpster

When you shart in a plastic bag, poke holes in it, and squeeze it onto elderly people in wheelchairs

“JOSEPH JUST PULLED A CLUMPSTER ON THAT GRANNY OVER THERE!

clumpster by aaazzure March 6, 2022

crumpeter 

One who makes crumpets.

The crumpeter made them this morning.

crumpeter by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017

Competerative 

There are many games, mostly board games where a cooperative victory or failure is achieved. A Competerative game has the same conditions but there will still be a winner by some individual achievement. This type of game can be tough to really win as players will pull punches or alpha strike at inopportune times for the group to manipulate their score for the final win. This can cause a loss for everyone but if you wanted a game that was fully cooperative you would be playing that instead.

Games like Pandemic and Flashpoint are cooperative but games like Dungeon Run are competerative.

Competerative by elementalsigil April 18, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020