When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.
1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain
3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain
5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain
3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain
5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
by CultPhenomenon May 21, 2020
A mental disorder characterized by the inability to remember events and other news during the period from March, 2020 to (roughly) late, 2022 because of the global Coronavirus pandemic. The level of forgetfulness has been almost invariably found in proportion to the degree of one´s fear of death or serious illness brought on by the pandemic.
I know that I didn´t vote for Trump during the pandemic, but my acute CovidBrain made me forget most of what happended to the lead up to the election. I can´t remember a lot of the things I now read about Trump being such a dick during this time.
by segorese September 4, 2023