Covidbrain

When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.

1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain

3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain

5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain

by CultPhenomenon May 20, 2020

CovidBrain

A mental disorder characterized by the inability to remember events and other news during the period from March, 2020 to (roughly) late, 2022 because of the global Coronavirus pandemic. The level of forgetfulness has been almost invariably found in proportion to the degree of one´s fear of death or serious illness brought on by the pandemic.

I know that I didn´t vote for Trump during the pandemic, but my acute CovidBrain made me forget most of what happended to the lead up to the election. I can´t remember a lot of the things I now read about Trump being such a dick during this time.

by segorese September 4, 2023

Covidcaine

Cocaine that was snorted off a surface infected with corona virus

Covidcaine is a hell of a drug/virus!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 15, 2020

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)

example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."

by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021

coviddrinking

zoom:30

I'm doing ok; trying to limit my coviddrinking to 1-2 drinks/day

by Icebumb April 1, 2020