cousin fucked 

A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.

hey, what's wrong with him?

oh, he's cousin fucked!

cousin fucked by katieforcurry November 24, 2006

and then I fucked your cousin 

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

and then I fucked your cousin by The Gerb May 18, 2010

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

I fucked my cousin by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

And then I fucked your cousin 

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

And then I fucked your cousin by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

cousinfucker 

Having sex with one's cousin, whether drunk or sober, whether well acquainted or not.
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ok, uhm.... Well my first experience was when I was 15... and she was my girlfriend... my weirdest experience was when I had sex with my cousin... well, it's weird but I hadn't saw her like 6 years.. so she was like a friend, but she's actually my cousin . She lives in other country...

cousinfucker by The Bridge February 4, 2004

cousinfucker 

alabama

cousinfucker = anyone who lives in Alabama

cousinfucker by slap a fap January 20, 2020

cousinfucker 

An extra stupid gnarly looking guy...a derp derp. A cousinfucker is either someone who'd be fucking their cousin or they're the fugly product of cousinfucking.

Matt Gaetz looks like a cousinfucker.

cousinfucker by bette_cracker August 18, 2019