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the scruffiest place in the entire of the UK. many questionable figures & smackheads live here. the people who live in this shithole love raping their dogs and creating more inbred retards to live there
smackhead - OI MATE GOT ME DOLE??
me - oh, the poor bloke, he lives in coundon!
by Nigger basher 21 March 4, 2019
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Coundon court

Full of crackheads. Teachers are peepees. I consume beans on the daily. Also lozenger
Coundon Court is so bad, it makes me wanna die
by Big_boi_ben November 14, 2019
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Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled
Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.
by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019
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Zach Condon

The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name "Realpeople") was never released and is only available through downloads online.

Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".

Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.

Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.

Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Person1: Zach Condon is hot, successful and has an amazing voice. I am going to marry him.

Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!

Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!

Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
by daisylazy June 15, 2009
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Condone

The best fucking brand owned by one of the sexiest niggas Bigslime DEO. I lied that nigga is a fucking liar been teasing tees for over one year and doesn't wnat to drop them. Still love you tho Bruce
Donation nigga: WHEN IS THE JESUS IS A BLACK MAN TEES DROPPPING NIGGA?
BRUCE: SOON.
5 fucking months later still no condone tees.
by Kilbubba March 31, 2022
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condon del chango

when u find a condom that is to big to fit a human
oh my good look at that condon del chango it is huge
by pedro from the block April 30, 2003
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condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.
I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.
by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009
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