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Condonisa 

A lady friend (with benefits) Close girl-friend usually a spanish lady with a large rear end (double wide back side.)
Ooo lala look at that condonisa!
Condonisa by Starfishy101 January 23, 2011
Words you can keep
To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex
Dude condomsation was great last night.
condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

cordonis 

the state of being very cool and relaxed, and a bad ass at the same time where everything is going good for you. Can be used as a nickname for someone as well. Usually refers to someone who uses words like filthy, dope, tight, uber and whatever else they want to say because they are well respected and good people. Cordonis is better than swag and not overused. The word comes from the last name of a well respected German family line that was well known for their care-free and desirable lifestyle.
Often used as a twitter hashtag i.e. "sleeping in and then some saturday college football #cordonis.

Hawaii is a great place to get my cordonis on!

That guy really has some cordonis going for him, I want to meet him.

Friend awesome easy-going respect swag OG
cordonis by kidwholovesvans September 22, 2012

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.
My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!
connonism by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

condomsation 

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.
I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.
condomsation by rcebr April 26, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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