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a horse girl who also happens to be a cougar
that cougirl over there is shamelessly hitting that young guy up
cougirl by theyrespectmymind September 14, 2021

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

All the Cowgirls sing your song 

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.
Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

Covid Cowgirl 

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

cougarlicious 

cougarlicious is the adjective form of the term "cougar"--- a cougar is an older woman (mid-to-late thirties and onward) who is unattached and seeks young males for sex and companionship. the traditional cougar is attractive and well-off, and she is confident about her needs, desires and boundries. someone is cougarlicious if they embody or somehow resemble these qualities.
Young man to friend: My mother's best friend is totally cougarlicious. Did you hear her say that her husband's away on business next week? I know she meant for me to overhear that!
cougarlicious by unluckypirate August 14, 2007

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.
I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster
Drugstore Cowgirl by Joscel June 22, 2011