Cougarlated

The act of getting violated by a Cougar.

Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.

by backrow boys August 27, 2009

cougarbate

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.

" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"

by FrannC June 11, 2014