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Cougarlife 

Internet site where you get matched with cougars if you're a horny young fella and matched with "Cubs" if you're a hot mom looking for some fresh meat.
Cougar: "I need to drain some 21-year old balls"
Cougar#2: "Go to cougarlife, it's cool"
Cubs: "F Yeah!"
Cougarlife by RidingDirty November 3, 2010
Words you can keep

cougarlicious 

cougarlicious is the adjective form of the term "cougar"--- a cougar is an older woman (mid-to-late thirties and onward) who is unattached and seeks young males for sex and companionship. the traditional cougar is attractive and well-off, and she is confident about her needs, desires and boundries. someone is cougarlicious if they embody or somehow resemble these qualities.
Young man to friend: My mother's best friend is totally cougarlicious. Did you hear her say that her husband's away on business next week? I know she meant for me to overhear that!
cougarlicious by unluckypirate August 14, 2007

cougarific 

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!
cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007

cougarlingus 

Performing oral sex on a cougar.
Look at that cougar. She needs me to give her some good cougarlingus; I'm a great cougarlinguist.
cougarlingus by awlboy December 7, 2009

cougarized 

to become affected, spellbound, overly impressed by an older woman based on her appearance, credit and possible experience.
The boy at the bike shop was instantly giddy and cougarized when the 40 something MILF bought herself a new mountain bike without hesitation.
cougarized by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

cougarific 

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities
Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.
cougarific by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

cougarliciousness 

noun
Cougar*li"cious*ness\, n. 1. The quality of being cougarlicious; as, the cougarliciousness of a female human.
2thdoc
"Goodnight your cougarliciousness" -Anonymous Cub
cougarliciousness by MB17 February 21, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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