Pouchfuck

To shag a kangaroo - or any other marsupial - right up (or rather down) the pouch.

Skippy - if you don't stop that incessant clicking you're getting pouchfucked.

by Louise Lualubelle July 13, 2010

puckfuck

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player

(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.

by LL November 16, 2004

pochucker

a Caucasian of limited and financial intellectual means; white trash

Look at that pochucker reading hot rod magazines over by the newsstand.

by Cassi S. March 15, 2005

ouchfuck

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

by charlotte November 10, 2004

punchfuck

To fuck, with a punch. Similar to fisting, only more violent and much more painful. Causes severe distension of the orifice, and at times, uncontrollable bleeding. Anal punchfucking leads to loss of bowel control and incessant shitting.

Oh baby! Punchfuck my ass hard!

by Endlose Nichtigkeit October 3, 2006

couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

Pitchfucker

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'

i fucking hate pitchfuckers

by SnifflingIndieKidsHoldSteady October 21, 2009