2 definitions by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv

conchfuck

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.

"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019