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conchfuck 

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.
"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."
conchfuck by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Crushfuck 

1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.
1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy
2. You've been crushfucked
Crushfuck by Nasty Man 10 February 12, 2009

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

The Crucifucks 

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.
The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.

crucifuck 

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.
"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"
crucifuck by ledirious August 10, 2016

Crucifucked 

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.
"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"
Crucifucked by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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