Crouchfuck

An enemy in Call of Duty who crouch shots or drop shots you multiple times in order to piss you off.

Stupid Crouchfuck got me again!

by FwiendsChannel October 8, 2011

conchfuck

To forcefully insert your penis inside a conch or any other type of seashell.

"I went to the beach and conchfucked the shit out of some hermit crabs."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Crushfuck

1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.

1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy
2. You've been crushfucked

by Nasty Man 10 February 12, 2009

couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.

The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.

by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009

crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.

"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

Crucifucked

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.

"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"

by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017