DouchFuck

Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...

Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"

by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

Douchocky

A combination of the words 'Douchebag' and 'Cocky', ergo, a 'Cocky Douchebag', or Douchocky.

Girl #1: My ex-boyfriend was such a jerk!

Girl #2: yeah, he was a real douchocky.

by SoSoftky July 7, 2008

duckfuckery

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

doushmuck

1. A foolish jerk with complete lack of respect for those around them.
2. An obnoxious or contemptible person with willful disobedience.

"That guy is such a doushmuck that even the scum of the earth won't allow him in their presence."

by M. Tellefson December 9, 2016

douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

by Bill October 12, 2004

douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

by KraussMan April 18, 2008