DouchFuck

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Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...

Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"

DouchFuck by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

Douchocky

A combination of the words 'Douchebag' and 'Cocky', ergo, a 'Cocky Douchebag', or Douchocky.

Girl #1: My ex-boyfriend was such a jerk!

Girl #2: yeah, he was a real douchocky.

Douchocky by SoSoftky July 7, 2008

duckfuckery

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

doushmuck

1. A foolish jerk with complete lack of respect for those around them.
2. An obnoxious or contemptible person with willful disobedience.

"That guy is such a doushmuck that even the scum of the earth won't allow him in their presence."

doushmuck by M. Tellefson December 9, 2016

douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

douchefuck by Bill October 12, 2004

douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

douchebucket by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

douchefuck by KraussMan April 18, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026