DouchFuck

Class 1: A person who slightly annoys you in a certain way that no other word can describe.

Class 2: A person who you would avoid at all costs... You would go as far to cut your dick off, rather than be in the same room as them.

Class 3: Justin Bieber...

Overall: A person you want to punch in the face...

Person 1- "Hey, did you see that DouchFuck over there?"

Person 2- "Hell ya man, he's class 3..."

Person 1- "FAG"

DouchFuck by Neps + Nacho August 3, 2011

Douchocky

A combination of the words 'Douchebag' and 'Cocky', ergo, a 'Cocky Douchebag', or Douchocky.

Girl #1: My ex-boyfriend was such a jerk!

Girl #2: yeah, he was a real douchocky.

Douchocky by SoSoftky July 7, 2008

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duckfuckery

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

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doushmuck

1. A foolish jerk with complete lack of respect for those around them.
2. An obnoxious or contemptible person with willful disobedience.

"That guy is such a doushmuck that even the scum of the earth won't allow him in their presence."

doushmuck by M. Tellefson December 9, 2016

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douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

douchefuck by Bill October 12, 2004

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douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

douchebucket by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013

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douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.

1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!

douchefuck by KraussMan April 18, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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