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when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat
by matt gardener October 15, 2006
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 04, 2010
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