Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

Touchfuck by Hackist October 11, 2008

Truckfuckling 

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.

Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.

Truckfuckling by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

truckfuck 

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard

he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him

truckfuck by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

Tuckfuck 

To over-estimate your realistic prowess with the opposite sex. Also known as a disparaging alternative to a Peter Pan personality.

1. "Man, did you see that chick I was tuning?"
"Aw, Coops... you're such a Tuckfuck."

2. "GT is in the house, ladies, show me some ass!!"
"Someone has a bad case of Tuckfuck."

Tuckfuck by Cheegro January 3, 2009

Touchful 

When something or someone touches you deeply.

The way she played the song on the guitar was so touchful.

Touchful by Minnie Bear August 25, 2011

Tomchuck 

The word women use when they cannot begin to comprehend the idiotic nature of the dick brain.

Alternate word for fuckboy. Someone who thinks primarily with their dick.

Someone who ghosted you or hasn't called or texted in a loooonnngg time and then out of the blue hits you up, but instead of saying, "Hey, I'm horny wanna have sex?" or "DTF?" asks simple yet personal questions without any basis or context.

The combined version of Tom or Thomas and Charlie or Charles and fuck = Tomchuck.

What a Tomchuck! I haven't heard a word from him in 9 months and now he's texting me.

That Tomchuck. I mean WTF?

He's a Tomchuck.

New phone who dis? Ya fucking tomchuck.

Tomchuck by Nwfonewhodis! November 4, 2019

ouchfuck 

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

ouchfuck by charlotte November 10, 2004