cottle

a cross between a can and a bottle.

Dude have you seen the new 16 oz miller lite cottles?

by gay as aids May 18, 2009

cottle

cottle-cunt in a bottle

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011

Throttle Cottle

To throttle ones penis whilst watching another man over a web cam throttle his

Im going to have a session of throttle cottle before my mum makes my tea

by throttle man June 16, 2010

Mother of Cattle

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.

Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.

by CattlesRgr8 July 20, 2017

cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.

Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"

by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011