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Cottle
“Hey bro, I was just looking and there’s so much Cottle in my cock.”
“I don’t want to hear about your Cottle, bro.”
“I don’t want to hear about your Cottle, bro.”
Cottle by PamperKing May 20, 2026
Cottle-job.
A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.
Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"
Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
Cottle-job. by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011
Throttle Cottle
Throttle Cottle by throttle man June 16, 2010
Mother of Cattle
Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.
Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.
Get outta way for the mother of cattle.
Get outta way for the mother of cattle.
Mother of Cattle by CattlesRgr8 July 20, 2017
cattle market
A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.
A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.
The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.
The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"
"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"
"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"
"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"
"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
cattle market by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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