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A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.
Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011
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