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cotnered

1) to bitch and moan about everything that happens to you.
2) to argue, or dispute everthing you hear with no other justification behind it other than "I graduated from OU Law School".
1) Once again timmy "cotnered" over the reasons why his mother sent him to bed early.

2)Mr. Breedhate "cotnered" with the police officer of the speeding ticket he was written.
by James Clarence August 22, 2003
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cotnered

the act of thinking everything is about you.
they are cotnered about every situation.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.
Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018
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Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!
Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!
by Wright247 March 28, 2009
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fruit cornered

The noble art of being Mullered!
Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?
by Tomity May 28, 2008
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CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee
Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.
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Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
by Belinski November 3, 2018
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