I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !
That's when I realized I had been connered !
by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011
Get the Connered mug.To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.
I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.
My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?
My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?
by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008
Get the connered mug.When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day
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Get the Connered mug.When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.
Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
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