coonered 

The state or supposition of being cooned to the point of total juggulatory collapse

bruh i’m legit getting out here getting coonered by these chinkfuckers

coonered by poggerchampion December 22, 2020

coonered 

The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.

“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”

“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”

coonered by poggerchampion December 22, 2020

Muller cornered 

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

Muller cornered by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!

Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!

Crunch Cornered by Wright247 March 28, 2009

Coopered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

fruit cornered 

The noble art of being Mullered!

Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?

fruit cornered by Tomity May 28, 2008

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) 

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004