coonered
coonered by poggerchampion December 22, 2020
coonered
The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.
“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
coonered by poggerchampion December 22, 2020
Muller cornered
When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.
Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
Muller cornered by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018
Crunch Cornered
When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!
Crunch Cornered by Wright247 March 28, 2009
Coopered
Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013
fruit cornered
fruit cornered by Tomity May 28, 2008
CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)
Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.