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Courteous 

A: Hey, have you seen this guy?
B: Yeah! He's so courteous! Do these people still exist?
Courteous by Seriouslywhocares December 30, 2013

bi-courteous 

the disposition of one who feels bad about turning down advances from members of the same sex who have gotten the wrong idea, and so ends up leading them on further.
Person 1: Wow, John has been talking to that guy for a long time. I didn't know he's gay.

Person 2: Na, this happens a lot. He's not gay, just bi-courteous.

curteousy flush 

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.
"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."
curteousy flush by Boba Fett PhD April 20, 2015

courteous fart 

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.
Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!
courteous fart by Weave November 22, 2004

Courteous Mass 

A group of people who ride bicycles together while obeying traffic laws, and showing common polite behavior for roadway travel. Similar to "critical mass", only with a positive attitude, pleasant phrases, and very little spitting. Examples include the Bike Party in San Jose, CA, and the Maroon Bike Project Courteous Mass in College Station, TX, and many other polite group bicycle rides in other cities.
Bicyclist: "Hello there! We'll be coming down the road on your right side. Thank you for noticing us. Happy Friday! It's Courteous Mass!"

Motorist: "Hello! Happy Friday to you too! What a nice group of people riding bicycles together. Such a lovely activity! I'll gladly share the public road with them anytime!"
Courteous Mass by orangek July 22, 2011

Courteous 

Polite and well-raised by parents.
Alex was courteous and showed well table manners.
Courteous by viper_cj October 25, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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