Definitions by Weave

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE 

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE by weave January 28, 2007

kayfabe 

to lie or bullshit to; withhold information from; to purposely mislead or deceive; to make somebody believe something not true.

I kayfabed (to) that chick when I told her I had beaucoups of money; I'm actually a welfare recipient.

kayfabe by weave July 10, 2006

gurnarel

Background: Born from the sound effect used for the murloc creatures in the online game World of Warcraft which in writing resembles: guarnarnarnarnal.

Definition: gurnarel - an expression of extreme frustation and need to kill something or someone due to that frustration

Alternate Form: GUR_NAREL - implies a level of frustration exceeding regular gurnarel

I've had to poop all morning but it won't come out, gurnarel!

GUR_NAREL, my boss is such a fucktard!

gurnarel by Weave March 25, 2005

courteous fart 

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.

Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!

courteous fart by Weave November 22, 2004

bustle in your hedgerow 

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.

No example

bustle in your hedgerow by weave January 10, 2004

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS 

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS by weave January 8, 2004

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD 

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD by weave January 8, 2004