Weave's definitions
by weave October 7, 2003

the asshole; leather donut
When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.
by weave March 24, 2003

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
by weave March 26, 2003

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.
The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.
by weave August 22, 2003

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
by weave March 16, 2003

by weave March 18, 2003

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
by weave July 23, 2003
