Weave's definitions

DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

by weave November 10, 2003

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.

Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!

by weave October 25, 2003

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 7, 2003

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003

STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

by weave March 26, 2003

testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003