Coffecupwithtea's definitions

Coronafro

A large unkempt mass of hair on your head due to the inability to get your hair cute. This is because all nonessential businesses are being closed during the corona outbreak.

Is Doug growing his hair out?
No, he just can’t get it cut so he’s developing a coronafro.

by Coffecupwithtea April 10, 2020

Scope of fucks

A variation on “scope of practice”. This term refers to the small circle of issues immediately important to the individual or within their current attention span.

This conversation has moved outside of my scope of fucks.

by Coffecupwithtea June 3, 2018

Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015