Coronacoma 

When you take sleep so long during quarantine that you don't know what time it is or what is happening in the outside world and you may as well be in a coma.

A friend calls, waking you from a nap, with news from the outside world: "Thanks for waking me up from my coronacoma!"

Coronacoma by GypsyFairy March 24, 2020

Coronacoma 

The onset of drowsiness caused by receiving the COVID-19 vaccine.

Matt: “I slept for 20 hours yesterday, bro.”

Hunter: “Wtf? How?”

Matt: “Guess I slipped into a coronacoma”

Coronacoma by CoronaChameleon March 15, 2021

Coronacoma 

The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus

We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights

Coronacoma by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronamoaner 

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.

"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"

Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronaonanist 

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020