Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.
by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020
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Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”
by Alaskatony April 3, 2020
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When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!
If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.
by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020
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MathPlus Publishing is releasing “Coronadoku for Gifted Kids” before the Lunar New Year as a reminder of the initial number of people who died of the coronavirus in Wuhan, before the epidemic became a pandemic.
by MathPlus October 18, 2021
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"Thank God I got that coronakick, I would've missed my daughter's birthday."
"Thank God I got that coronakick, I would've missed my daughter's birthday."
by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 19, 2020
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Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.
by Tkashh April 26, 2020
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