coronadick 

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

coronadick by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020

coronadick 

When you miss the dick so much, you go against the laws/mandates/recommendations/your parents/etc., to get some dick.

Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”

coronadick by Alaskatony April 3, 2020

CoronaDick 

When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!

If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.

CoronaDick by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020

Coronadoku 

Short for “Coronavirus Sudoku.” A sudoku that uses nine corona variants represented by the Greek characters (⍺, β, 𝛾, 𝛿, …) rather than numbers 1–9 to make it look devilishly harder to solve.

MathPlus Publishing is releasing “Coronadoku for Gifted Kids” before the Lunar New Year as a reminder of the initial number of people who died of the coronavirus in Wuhan, before the epidemic became a pandemic.

Coronadoku by MathPlus October 18, 2021

coronakick

Early release for CDC inmates due to the coronavirus pandamic

"I got a coronakick and got released 30 days early."

"Thank God I got that coronakick, I would've missed my daughter's birthday."

coronakick by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 19, 2020

corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

corona dick by Tkashh April 26, 2020

coronadicament 

An unexpected problem brought about by covid-19

Well this is a bit of a coronadicament isn't it?

coronadicament by therealpepino January 11, 2021