Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.
by The Man who lives in the house April 25, 2020
When you miss the dick so much, you go against the laws/mandates/recommendations/your parents/etc., to get some dick.
Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”
by Alaskatony April 04, 2020
When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!
If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.
by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020