Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”

If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.