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coronaddict 

A person who buys fully into Coronavirus (COVID-19) propaganda that they cannot even think.
Michelle is a coronaddict. She has a kawaii facemask, special Corona-preventing gloves, and she puts one space after a period to prevent the Corona. She has not been out of the house for a month, and is basically feral. She howls at the moon nightly.
coronaddict by RazorEm April 28, 2020
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coronaidiot 

Someone who ignores common protocol in preventing spread of virus; ie- coughing on produce.
He is one of the coronaidiots who hosted a party.
coronaidiot by Highstepper March 26, 2020

coronadicament 

An unexpected problem brought about by covid-19
Well this is a bit of a coronadicament isn't it?
coronadicament by therealpepino January 11, 2021

coronadick 

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick
Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

coronadick 

When you miss the dick so much, you go against the laws/mandates/recommendations/your parents/etc., to get some dick.
Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”
coronadick by Alaskatony April 3, 2020

Coronaidiot 

A Coronaidiot is a very small brain person who thinks that Coronavirus is caused by drinking Corona beer.
I think that dude is a Coronaidiot
Coronaidiot by BeastFreddyMan April 30, 2020

Coronadictory 

When rules and regulations for Coronavirus contradict one another.
Jim: All of the restaurants have to close due to Coronavirus, so they are expanding into the streets to include outdoor seating.
Nancy: Well that just sounds coronadictory to me.
Coronadictory by Jord0 July 8, 2020