by pOtAtOeStAn May 21, 2021
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"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."
by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020
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by asian ela March 26, 2020
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by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 19, 2020
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by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020
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by Alaskatony April 3, 2020
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by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020
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