Corona-sick 

When you want corona to go away because you don't want people to dies and you are sick of lockdowns

I am corona-sick, why won't corona go away.

Corona-sick by pOtAtOeStAn May 21, 2021

Corona Sickness 

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.

"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."

Corona Sickness by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020

corona (sickness) 

2020’s the black plague

kids these days make numerous memes about corona (sickness) just before they catch it

corona (sickness) by asian ela March 26, 2020

coronakick

Early release for CDC inmates due to the coronavirus pandamic

"I got a coronakick and got released 30 days early."

"Thank God I got that coronakick, I would've missed my daughter's birthday."

coronakick by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 19, 2020

coronadick 

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

coronadick by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020

coronadick 

When you miss the dick so much, you go against the laws/mandates/recommendations/your parents/etc., to get some dick.

Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”

coronadick by Alaskatony April 3, 2020

CoronaDick 

When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!

If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.

CoronaDick by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020