cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

colamonkey55

the coolest tiktoker ever so funny and gorgeous af.

wow she’s funny must be colamonkey55

by pariseffiin June 24, 2021

Cartmonkey

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

Corn Monkey

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.

Sherry smells like a corn monkey !

by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016

colamonkey55

1) One of the hottest tiktokers there is

2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail

3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker

“Hey man, that chick is definitely a colamonkey55. I aint never seen moves that good in my life!”

by jdawg6999 August 4, 2021

pornmonkey

One who is a step above obsession with pornography.

Hung is a pornmonkey.

by violent milk February 16, 2007

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005