codemonkey
All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him
codemonkey by colin miles February 21, 2004
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codemonkey
1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.
1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.
2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.
2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.
codemonkey by MoonKnight November 18, 2002
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code monkey
A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.
code monkey by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004
code monkey
An affectionate term for a specific kind of underpaid, overworked (often by volition), increasingly underappreciated indentured servant, otherwise known as a Software Programmer.
Derrived from the Latin-Greek "Codex" and the Obsolete-Japanese "Donkey Kong San"
Derrived from the Latin-Greek "Codex" and the Obsolete-Japanese "Donkey Kong San"
"Socrates says we're all just expendable code monkeys, sitting here in the late Tokugawa period. . ."
code monkey by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003
Cubemonkey
Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.
I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.
Cubemonkey by Richard Smith July 20, 2006
colamonkey55
1) One of the hottest tiktokers there is
2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail
3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker
2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail
3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker
colamonkey55 by jdawg6999 August 4, 2021
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