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Corndonkey 

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.
"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"
Corndonkey by crackedactor May 20, 2010
Words you can keep

cornjockey 

One who prefers the anus of a male to a female.
my brother Mark is one raging cornjockey.
cornjockey by Shatfinger July 6, 2008

Charlotte cordinkeywinkey 

Charlotte is a weird creature to this planet however she is a very funny geezer. Her most use word is “gonners” “Waggers” “ye man”. Nah but like seriously Charlotte is a chav and use all need to deal with is thanks bye. Nah I’m not done yet . Charlotte has a really nice boyfriend cAlled Lewis and she also goes to the shithole named “moorside high school
Charlotte cordinkeywinkey is gonners and that

cockdonkey 

A gay man who is always on the bottom and loves receiving anal sex.
See that kid over there, he looks like a real cockdonkey.
cockdonkey by ILovetheThundercats February 28, 2009

cornmonkey 

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production
That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada
cornmonkey by CornMonkey October 18, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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