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Cockjockey 

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cockjockey 

One who mounts and rides the yock.
dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.
cockjockey by Kale23 September 15, 2009

cockjockey 

A Person who rides male poultry
"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"
cockjockey by Truckle August 24, 2003

CockJockey 

A Gay Person Who's All Over A Jock's Dick
Server Your A Stupid CockJockey
CockJockey by SiCkerOne666 April 9, 2006

cockjockey 

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.

cockjockey 

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.
chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?
cockjockey by shaft March 19, 2003
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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