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colamonkey55 

the coolest tiktoker ever so funny and gorgeous af.
wow she’s funny must be colamonkey55
colamonkey55 by pariseffiin June 24, 2021
A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.
'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'
catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

colamonkey55 

1) One of the hottest tiktokers there is

2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail

3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker
“Hey man, that chick is definitely a colamonkey55. I aint never seen moves that good in my life!”
colamonkey55 by jdawg6999 August 4, 2021

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

codemonkey 

Supreme ruler of project rockstar
Creator of life, A Rockstar life.
All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him
codemonkey by colin miles February 21, 2004