cornjew

A midwestern who is unecessarily frugal, and consistently attempts to receive everything at a discount.

Jim is such a cornjew, he lives down the street from the Casey’s gas station, but he drove to the Sam’s Club across town to save 10 cents a gallon.

by DiscountBob February 24, 2020

Cornjerky

A teammate in any cooperative venture that can often be found running ahead of the team, lagging far behind the team, veering away from the team to hunt for items, or simply failing to help protect the team due to a general lack of situational awareness. A Cornjerky often gets himself and his team killed due to his inability to stick with the team.

Teammate 1: Jesus titty-fucking Christ that Cornjerky guy just got us all killed! Where the hell did he think he was going?

Teammate 2: Cornjerky, pay the fuck attention! We just told you to stick with the team!

Cornjerky 3: Duh, shiny stuff over there!

by El Tang. May 6, 2010

Corniewopelaco

A sport consisting of two men on a long board skating on a damp down hill bitchumen road. The person at the front sitting is called the alcorn, he has the breaks and the person and the back standing is called the braham he starts the peddling. Its a sport with one group at a time and who ever gets the fastest time at the bottom wins.

Lets go for a game of Corniewopelaco

by BobbyJenkins2350 March 1, 2017

Corjew

1. A nickname for someone named Corey when they are being jewish.

2. A retort after being called Jewshua or Benjewmin.

Shut up, Corjew.

by Yezzi August 20, 2010

conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021