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corn swaggler 

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One who inserts a mostly eaten corn on the cob into the anal crevice of their lover and then removes it with their mouth.
Orville Redenbacher, the corn swaggler with his boyfriend daily to test his microwave popcorn recipe. He is the Popcorn King of Anal America
corn swaggler by Bleegman August 16, 2006
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corn swaggle 

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to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.
after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.
corn swaggle by freedav04 June 12, 2005

cornswaggle

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to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

cornswaggler 

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someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!
that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!
cornswaggler by katotool April 23, 2007

Cornswaggle Flu

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A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
Cornswaggle Flu by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

Cornswaggled 

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Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"
Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died

Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled
Cornswaggled by BigJewFoot January 30, 2023

Cornswaggle

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To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.
I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.
Cornswaggle by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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