glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

shit breed

some one from west virginia who's father is also his brother.

that inbred shit breed is useless.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

banged up

someone who is wasted on good weed or a combination of weed and alcohol.

man i got banged up last night.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

stooey

when a baby shits his diaper.

ahh joey did a stooey.

by freedav04 June 06, 2005

blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 05, 2005