freedav04's definitions

faggot

usually someone in an authority position . a boss or supervisor who sees to it that your work load increases before you go home for the day.

that fuckin faggot added two more deliveries onto my schedule.

by freedav04 July 18, 2008

skeepy

someone who lurks free internet porn sites, probably works as a toll collector, has many vices, and an old cum rag on the floor next to the couch he sleeps on.

that mike dude is one skeepy fucker!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

anus mcghee

a coworker or acquaintence who tends to screw up anything, everything they put their hands on, and thinks others are laughing at their lame ass jokes.

yeah that richard he's a real
anus mcghee.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

nut bag

someone who does the thorazine shuffle, and talks to stuff.

that dude is a complete nutbag always hollering at the trees.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

banged up

someone who is wasted on good weed or a combination of weed and alcohol.

man i got banged up last night.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005