Cormacing occurs when someone's internet is so trash, that it cosmic ddos anything it comes into contact with. It is so horrible that it affects everything and everyone else using the same service, and can cause others' connection to suffer or even crash as a result.
I was having fun with some friends last night on Xbox, until some guy joined and began cormacing the whole party.
Cormac is very friendly and outgoing. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet and there's never a dull moment when you're in his presence. He is an amazing friend and is always there for you no matter what. Cormac always knows the right thing to say and he is one of the people you can trust with everything. He's extremely dirty minded but its hilarious most of the time. He is just an awesome guy xD
To keep your underpants on for 38 days then lightly tap the crust 3 times with a table spoon to release your penis, helicopter it and cover your mas mirror in brie
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!