Cosmatic

Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.

ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"

Cosmatic by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015

cormatic 

Someone who's just really cool and completely on it. They have a thing for toilet roll dispensers.

"I love the janitor, he's so cormatic."

cormatic by Cormatic September 17, 2017

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics 

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

kitchen cosmetics by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] 

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

cosmetic whore 

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

cosmetic whore by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

cosmetician 

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

cosmetician by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012