1 definition by CuntyMama

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship
by CuntyMama December 1, 2017
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