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cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.
Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.
by DKFresh July 3, 2010
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cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"
by Amanda :* May 12, 2007
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cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."
by Amanda D May 2, 2007
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Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.
Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.
by Sav-D November 12, 2024
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Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship
by CuntyMama December 1, 2017
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Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014
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cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn
He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.
by ashane May 28, 2017
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