cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

Cottage cheese chuggers

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person

The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006