Definitions by dankenstein

cottage cheese thighs 

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

cottage cheese thighs by dankenstein February 11, 2005

soccer thighs 

When a girl thighs are thick, but not fat. Also make for great cusioning during intercourse. This is usually how they are best identified. Most girls that have these have a relativley bigger than average figure yet their weight is proportional to their height and are not fat. Other girls that have these are just chubby chicks, but not too chubby, because thats when you get into cottage chese thighs. And of course last but not least, a girl who plays soccer will have these thighs, and damn they will be sexy. See Also thick thighs.

That girl has soccer thighs, I could tell once her pants were down.

soccer thighs by dankenstein February 11, 2005

split tail 

term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc

"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."

split tail by dankenstein December 18, 2004

hachet wound 

alternate term for pussy/vagina/etc

"Her hachet wound was tight!"

hachet wound by dankenstein December 18, 2004

int 

among being used to define an integer in programming languages, int is short for interesting, usually said while chatting to acknowledge that you've read what a person said, but dont really care.

"that movie was int."

int by dankenstein December 18, 2004