cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016
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road doggy

Is when you are getting a blow job driving down the road in your car.
When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!
by dizzotizzo January 31, 2014
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Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.
John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015
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Qwenty

Qwenty: The hood version of Twenty.
Hey shawwty, I was wondrin if I'z could get qwenty dollahs from ya to get some grape drank and black & milds. Oooh oooh, and some fawwwtys, O-E.
by dizzotizzo May 05, 2025
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