John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo August 31, 2015
The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
by dizzotizzo February 13, 2016
When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!
by dizzotizzo February 01, 2014
Hey shawwty, I was wondrin if I'z could get qwenty dollahs from ya to get some grape drank and black & milds. Oooh oooh, and some fawwwtys, O-E.
by dizzotizzo May 06, 2025