cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 06, 2006

rim job

(verb)The act of licking butthole till ones nose bleeds.

As a substitute, the homo's gave eachother rim job's while their herpes broke out

by Kevinhd86 August 06, 2006