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chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!
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I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009
A Colleen Hoover Fan Group
I'm a proud member of the CoHorts.
CoHort by Joanne Adkins February 28, 2019
1. (n.) a phrase trademarked by Dr. Corrina Fiedler of the California Academy of Mathematics and Science (CAMS). It denotes surprise, understanding, anger, joy, horniness from touching one's self, etc.
"Cool™!"
cool™ by paperorplastic December 16, 2008

charp chort 

1) A car rebuilt in the Southern California "lowrider" style and immaculately maintained.

2) Any well-kept vehicle (from Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" sketch).
Man, that '64 Dart is a real charp chort!
charp chort by LibertyHiller April 13, 2014
The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.
I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?
Chortle by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023