Chort

A Russian noun used as an exclamation of anger, literally meaning "devil". By far not the worst curse word, but not recommended to use around Russian grandparents.

"Chort! I just spilled orange juice all over my white pants!"

by Kat of Awesome December 12, 2016

chort

1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.

1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.

by nick handman and ted nava September 18, 2003

chort

www.homestarrunner.com the charicter "coach-Z with an unknow slighty anoying accent cannot define the word "cheat" therefor calling the cheat"the chort"

"the king of tows gone mad with power!!! hes ginna eat the chort!"

by Jeesus_ate_my-cat September 19, 2003

Chort

1.) A total piece of shit.
2.) Is too short to go on any rides at the fair.
3.) Has crazy eyes.
4.) Directly related to the T-Rex.

1.) Hey Wayne is that a piece of Chort on your shoe?
2.) You need to be this tall to ride the ride but you're a Chort so forget it.
3.) Crazy eyes a.k.a. Chort eyes.
4.) You can tell a Chort is related to the dinosaur family by a few key characteristics. Short arms, sharp teeth and yellow eyes are the most common features to look for. But rare characteristics include being total ass kissers when someone is watching and sweating cocaine water on hot summer days. If you see cocaine dripping from a Chort be very careful. Assume that Chort is dangerous.

by Rucky January 18, 2014

Chort

to smoke marijuana, get stoned, high as crap!

Me and Eric are going to Chort before we go to the show!

by Micen August 26, 2006

Chort

When you snort cheese powder.

"Let's do some chorting in the school toilets at lunch."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

Chort

A ginger who likes cute guys asses and has a fetish with dog toes.

"Hey is that chort over there sucking toes?"

by Yortle ;) May 26, 2022