coopon 

A money-saving offer on products for your pet doves dat you clip from da newspaper.

Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.

coopon by QuacksO October 16, 2020

coupon shot 

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

coupon shot by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

Compondo 

The "butt-juice" or damp feeling in your pants.

Wow..I got so much compondo right now!

Compondo by Halle Berry, Halle Berry December 31, 2009

No Nut November Coupon 

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

No Nut November Coupon by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

Coupond

Steve won misspelled this word in the spelling bee back in 3rd grade. He spelled C-O-U-P-O-N and while waiting for the principal to tell him he was correct he blurted out "D!" Steve is a dumbass. But you should still vote for him.

Steve: C...O...U...P...O...N
Principal:...
Steve: D!
Principal: You're a Dumbass

Coupond by Souma May 9, 2004

coopin

coopin = cumming and pooping

stop coopin

coopin by fart af January 25, 2021

fun coupon 

Money. Dolla Bills. In particular, fun coupons are known exclusively one hundred dollar bills.

Jordan Belfort: Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
he pulls out a big wad of cash
Jordan Belfort: A year's salary, right here! You know what I call them? Fun coupons.
he starts throwing the money at Denham and Hughes as they walk away
Jordan Belfort: See that? They're fun coupons!

fun coupon by gonzthefonz August 14, 2014