Principal

Some one who won't let you run in the damn halls when a teacher is trying to kill you

Player: *runs*
Principal: no running in the halls.
Player: FUCK YOU

by Vincenta kittydog October 15, 2018

Principal

A fake job given to someone in order to make it them feel important.

Peshe the little kid pretended to be a principal

by TruthseeKINGfowl December 6, 2016

Principal

The boards bitch.

principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.

joe: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

by SWHSkiDd July 8, 2010

Principal

A former football coach with 2 losing seasons

Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith"

Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."

by saxman76 October 16, 2010

Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

Principal

The leader, boss and manager of a school. Most are known to be old and mean and fat but there are exceptions.

Wanksta- OMG, guess what? I was sent to the Principal's office yesterday!!! How awesome is that?

Wanksta 2- Yeah right! Only gangstas get sent to the principal's office. Like me!

by PooPooPlatter234 March 17, 2009

Principal

A fucking moron that gives you fucktons of homework. PS, my principal cant even remember my fucking name and pronounce social distancing properly. They won't give a fuck even when you are getting your ass kicked by bullies

Frankie: Hey rob, wanna go to the canteen?
Rob: sure!
principal: PLEASE PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANING
(i'm not kidding but thats how my principal spells and pronounces distancing)

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 19, 2021