so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.
would you like to have a coochling race?
by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021
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I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
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by SAMABONES September 24, 2018
Get the Cooling mug.1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.
2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
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"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."
2.
"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."
2.
"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
by megan.w November 22, 2009
Get the Coonilingus mug.a game that you play with a gatorade bottle, da bro’s, and some cooch. you slide the bottle across the table and who ever gets it the closest to the edge without it falling gets the cooch of their choice.
Brad: aye bro we boutta play some coochiegator
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah
by masterwaster April 11, 2020
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Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.
Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.
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