coochling

so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.

would you like to have a coochling race?

coochling by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021

couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

Cooling 

Cooling is a slang word/term way of saying nothing much just chilling at the house.

Friend 1. Hey man. What you up to?
Friend 2. Nothing much man just cooling. What's up?

Cooling by SAMABONES September 24, 2018

Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'

1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"

Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

coochiegator 

a game that you play with a gatorade bottle, da bro’s, and some cooch. you slide the bottle across the table and who ever gets it the closest to the edge without it falling gets the cooch of their choice.

Brad: aye bro we boutta play some coochiegator
Chad: well i’m boutta take this dub and i’m gonna get the cooch of the hannah

coochiegator by masterwaster April 11, 2020

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

coochin out 

getting as much ass as is possible in one weekend

man we bout to be coochin out this weekend huh?

coochin out by A man with 89 STD's February 12, 2006